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JOKES

1.    I have just got on

Passengers
in the bus asked an young boy why he got on and off at every bus stop.

The
boy replied, “To be able to tell the ticket-inspector in case he turns up, that
I have just got on.”

2.    I am not far wrong !

Once
the Secretary of Bar Association picked up a phone call from a lady who asked,
“Is it the City Gas Works?”

The
Secretary roared in anger and said, “Nonsense, this is the Bar Association.”

The
lady replied, “Oh, never mind, I am not far wrong!”

3.
Transferred to the complaints department!

First Clerk:Poor old Shekar has
completelylost his hearing. I am afraid he will lose his job.

Second clerk: Nonsense! He got a raise
in salary and has been transferred to the complaints department!

4. We charge
double when we hunt for hair

Customer: Does a man with as little hair as
I’ve got have to pay full price to have it cut?

Barber: Yes, and sometimes more. We usually
charge double when we have to hunt for the hair.